Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny st. patrick’s day jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about st. patrick’s day are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about st. patrick’s day! LoL!
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?Answer: They’re hard to find!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?Answer: Because they’re green!
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?Answer: He gets wet!
When does Mother’s Day come before St. Patrick’s Day?Answer: In the dictionary!
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?Answer: He couldn't afford plane fare!
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?Answer: To get to the other side!
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?Answer: To get to the pot of gold
Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup?Answer: Because he already had a pot of gold!
Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?Answer: He already had pot of gold.
Why do leprechauns recycle?Answer: They like to go green!
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