Funny robot jokes

What did the baby robot call its creator?

Answer: Da-ta!

What did the droid do at lunch time?

Answer: Had a byte...

What did the man say to his dead robot?

Answer: Rust in peace

What do robots drink from?

Answer: A Robottle

What do robots eat as snacks?

Answer: Micro-chips!

What do robots wear during the winter?

Answer: Roboots

What do you call a pirate robot?

Answer: Aaaaar2-D2

What do you call a robot driving in a car?

Answer: A Roadbot

What do you call a robot who likes books?

Answer: A Readbot

What happens when a robot falls into muddy water?

Answer: It gets wet and muddy!

What is a robot's favourite arcade machine?

Answer: Sparkanoid

What is a Robot's favourite kind of music?

Answer: Heavy metal!

What is a robot’s favorite snack?

Answer: Computer chips.

What position does a robot play in football?

Answer: Roback

What web browser would a robot use?

Answer: Wirefox

What's a robot's favourite book?

Answer: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Wire

What's a robot's favourite film?

Answer: Raiders of the Lost Spark

What's a robot's favourite song?

Answer: Light My Wire

What's on robot's gravestone?

Answer: Rust in peace

Where do robots sit?

Answer: On their robottoms!

Where does a robot go on holiday?

Answer: Wireland

Who was the robot’s favorite author?

Answer: Anne Droid

Why did the robot cross the road?

Answer: Because the chicken was out of order!

Why did the robot go on camping?

Answer: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

Answer: He needed to recharge his batteries.

Why did the robot go to the doctor?

Answer: She had a virus!

Why did the robot marry his partner?

Answer: He couldn't resistor!

Why did the robot turn into a ghost?

Answer: He just couldn't rust in peace.

Why do robots take holidays?

Answer: To recharge their batteries!

Why was the robot angry?

Answer: Because someone kept pushing his buttons!