Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny pirate jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about pirate are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about pirate! LoL!
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?Answer: About a buck an ear.
If Apple was a pirate ship, what would their sailors wear?Answer: An iPatch
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting pirate!
Interrup...
ARRRRRRRRRR!
What do ye call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?Answer: A rookie.
What do you call a pirate robot?Answer: Aaaaar2-D2
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?Answer: Captain Crunch.
What has eight legs and eight eyes?Answer: Eight pirates!
What kind of socks does a pirate wear?Answer: Arrrrrgyle
What type of apple do pirates always look for?Answer: Jonagold
What's a pirate's favorite letter?Answer: Rrrrrrr!
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?Answer: Arrrrrrrrrrt.
Which Pokemon can be a pirate?Answer: Arrr-bok/Arrr-ceus
Which Pokemon could also be a pirate?Answer: Arrrrrr-bok
Why are pirates so mean?Answer: They just arrrrrgh
Why couldn't the pirates play cards?Answer: Because the captain was sitting on the deck!
Why did nobody want to play cards with the pirate?Answer: Because he was standing on the deck.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?Answer: Because they spend years at C!
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