Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny thief jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about thief are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about thief! LoL!
How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?Answer: With a burger alarm!
What did the thief say when he robbed the glue factory?Answer: This is a stickup.
What do you call a criminal at the North Pole?Answer: A brrr-gular
What do you call a duck that steals?Answer: A robber duck.
When is a baseball player like a thief?Answer: When he steals a base.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?Answer: Robber duck
Who stole the soap?Answer: The robber ducky
Why are teachers like bank robbers?Answer: They both want everybody to raise their hands.
Why did the pig get arrested?Answer: He was a pigpocket.
Why did the robber take a bath?Answer: So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the robber wash his clothes before he ran away with the loot?Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway.
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