Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny surfer jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about surfer are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about surfer! LoL!
How can you spot a surfer at a wedding?Answer: He's the one that's not there.
How do surfers say "hello" to each other?Answer: They wave!
How do you get a surfer to school on time?Answer: Tell him the waves are crappy.
What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?Answer: You’re turtally wicked
What did the wave say to the surfer?Answer: Have a swell time!
Why do surfers eat cold food?Answer: Because they hate microwaves.
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