Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny superhero jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about superhero are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about superhero! LoL!
How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?Answer: The World Wide Web.
What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?Answer: Robin get in the car!
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?Answer: A bat mobile.
What did Iron Man say to Ant-Man?Answer: Stop bugging me!
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?Answer: Tell him I can’t see him.
What do you call a bathroom Superhero?Answer: Flush Gordon
What do you call a computer superhero?Answer: A Screen Saver
What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?Answer: Wizard X
What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and a flashlight?Answer: Green Lantern
What does a super hero put in his drink?Answer: Just ice.
What does Spiderman do for a living?Answer: He’s a web designer!
What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?Answer: A Superbowl
What does Tony Stark eat for breakfast?Answer: Iron Bran!
What happens when Batman is late to play baseball with Robin?Answer: There is a Wayne delay!
What is a villain’s favorite part of the joke?Answer: The punch line!
What is Aquaman's favorite color?Answer: Aquamarine
What is Aquamans favorite bird?Answer: Sea-gulls.
What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?Answer: Uncle Ben’s
What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?Answer: Flyday
What is the name of Dr. Strange’s cousin who can’t do magic?Answer: Doctor Normal.
What kind of spider likes to hang out at the Avengers headquarters?Answer: A Black Widow.
What’s the difference between Batman and a robber?Answer: Batman can go into a store without robin!
When does Poison Ivy change her underwear?Answer: When they are soiled!
Where do most superheroes live?Answer: Cape Town
Which hero is the brightest?Answer: The Flash!
Which super hero is the most curious?Answer: Wonder Woman
Which super hero runs in marathons?Answer: Irun Man
Which superhero hits the most home runs?Answer: Batman
Which superhero is also a form of transport?Answer: Bus Lightyear!
Who is Thor’s favorite singer?Answer: MC Hammer
Who saves the world by hanging out in the toilet?Answer: Flush Gordon
Why are all Superman costumes tight?Answer: They’re all size S.
Why couldn't Superman find the local playground as a kid?Answer: Adult supervision was required.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?Answer: He spent too much time on the web.
Why did the superhero flush the toilet?Answer: Because it was his doody.
Why didn't Tony Stark like his new assistant?Answer: He wasn't Happy!
Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?Answer: Because he has bat breath!
Why doesn’t Superman have many friends?Answer: He wears his underwear over his pants!
Why doesn’t Superman like to go out after dinner?Answer: He’s afraid of krypto-night.
Why is playing Fortnite like watching X-Men?Answer: You know that Storm is coming...
Why is Spiderman such good baseball player?Answer: He knows how to catch flies.
Why is Superman’s shirt so tight?Answer: Because it’s a size S!
Why was Batman so serious?Answer: He wasn’t the Joker.
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