Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mom jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mom are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mom! LoL!
Mom was confused when I got home from school. She said, "You left your phone here, and I've been trying to call you all day to tell you."
What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?Answer: A bat mobile.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?Answer: I love you watts and watts!
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?Answer: It’s time to go to sweep!
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?Answer: Where in earth have you been?
What does a momma color wheel say to a baby color wheel?Answer: Don’t use that tone with me.
What is the most important day in Egypt?Answer: Mummy’s Day.
What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?Answer: Calm-omile tea.
Who granted the fish a wish?Answer: The fairy codmother.
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?Answer: He spent too much time on the web.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Answer: Because their kids have to play inside!
Why is a computer so smart?Answer: It listens to its motherboard.
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