Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny love jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about love are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about love! LoL!
Back to PeopleHow can you tell if you are in love?Answer: If they stole a pizza your heart.
How did the telephone propose to the lady?Answer: It gave her a ring!
How do you impress a baker when you’re taking his daughter on a date?Answer: Bring her flours.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Luvs
Luvs who?
Luvs you!
What did one light bulb say to the other on Valentine’s Day?Answer: I love you a watt
What did one raspberry say to the other on Valentine's Day?Answer: I love you berry much.
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?Answer: I love you watts and watts!
What did the bees do after they got married?Answer: They went on a honeymoon.
What did the lightbulb say to his girlfriend?Answer: I love you a whole watt!
What did the romantic flea say?Answer: I love you aw-flea!
What do owls say to declare their love?Answer: Owl be yours!
What do you call two birds in love?Answer: Tweethearts
What do you call two spiders who just got married?Answer: Newly-webs
What happens when two vampires meet?Answer: It was love at first bite!
Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?Answer: Because its got heart.
Why should you never fall for a tennis player?Answer: Because love means nothing to them!
Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?Answer: She’ll dessert you.
Why will tennis players never marry?Answer: Because in tennis love means nothing.
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