Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny apple jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about apple are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about apple! LoL!
How was Luke Skywalker told to defeat the Empire apples?Answer: He had to use the forks.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?Answer: Keeps everyone away.
If it took six kids one hour to eat all the apple pies in the bakery, how many hours would it take three kids?Answer: None because the six kids ate them all already.
What did the apple pie say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the apple say to the pie baker?Answer: Use cherries instead.
What did the apple skin say to the apple?Answer: I've got you covered.
What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?Answer: Leaf me alone.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his apple pie too fast?Answer: Stop goblin your dessert.
What do you get when you cross an apple pie with a Christmas treeAnswer: Pineapple pie
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?Answer: Empire apples.
What is Winnie the Pooh’s favorite fruit?Answer: Honeycrisp apples.
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?Answer: Finding two worms.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
What reads and lives in apples?Answer: Bookworms
What type of apple do pirates always look for?Answer: Jonagold
What was the name of the worm army?Answer: The Apple Corps.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?Answer: Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
What’s a wolf’s favorite fruit?Answer: A PACK of apples!
What’s my IPhone without me?Answer: Phone
What’s the best thing to put into a slice of apple pie?Answer: Your teeth.
What’s the most musical apple?Answer: Jazz apples.
Who led all the apples to the bakery?Answer: The Pie Piper
Who makes the best apple pies in the family?Answer: Granny Smith
Why did the apple cry?Answer: It’s peelings were hurt!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?Answer: It ran out of juice.
Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?Answer: It’s peelings were hurt.
Why did the hornet serve honeycrisp apples?Answer: Bee cause
Why do pigs go to New York City?Answer: To see the Big Apple.
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?Answer: Because the banana split
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