Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny duck jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about duck are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about duck! LoL!
How does a duck buy lipstick?Answer: She just puts it on her bill.
What did the duck detective say to his partner?Answer: Let’s quack this case.
What do ducks have for lunch?Answer: Soup and quackers
What do ducks put in their soup?Answer: Quackers
What do pre-teen ducks hate?Answer: Voice quacks
What do you call a crate full of ducks?Answer: A box of quackers.
What do you call a duck that likes to celebrate Independence Day?Answer: A fire quacker
What do you call a duck that steals?Answer: A robber duck.
What do you call two ducks and a cow?Answer: Quackers and milk.
What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck?Answer: Firequacker
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?Answer: A Christmas Quacker
What happens when you tell a duck a funny joke?Answer: They quack up.
What is a duck on the Fourth of July?Answer: A fire-quacker
What is a duck’s favorite ballet?Answer: The Nutquacker
What show do ducks like to see every holiday season?Answer: Swan Lake.
What shows do ducks watch on television?Answer: Duckumentaries
What time does a duck wake up?Answer: At the quack of dawn.
What time is it when people start throwing pieces of bread at your head?Answer: Time to duck!
What was the goal of the detective duck?Answer: To quack the case, of course.
What's a duck's favorite snack?Answer: Cheese and QUACKers.
What’s another name for a clever duck?Answer: Wise quacker!
When a duck has no money, what does it tell the waiter?Answer: Put it on my bill!
Where did the duck go when he felt sick?Answer: To his ducktor.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?Answer: Robber duck
Which dance will a duck never do?Answer: The foxtrot
Which side of a duck has more feathers?Answer: The outside.
Who stole the soap?Answer: The robber ducky
Why are ducks so good at fixing things?Answer: They really know how to use duck tape.
Why did the detective duck get an award?Answer: Because he quacked the case!
Why did the duck cross the playground?Answer: To get to the other slide.
Why did the duck go to the movie theater?Answer: He really liked the book.
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?Answer: Because it’s too far to waddle.
Why do ducks lay eggs?Answer: Because they break if they drop them.
Why do ducks make great detectives?Answer: They always quack the case.
Why do ducks quack?Answer: Because they can’t oink, bark, or moo.
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