Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny song jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about song are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about song! LoL!
Back to EntertainmentHow does Lady Gaga like her meat?Answer: Raw raw raw!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Brittney Spears.
Brittney Spears who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Oops! I did it again!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?Answer: Silent Night.
What computer sings the best?Answer: A Dell.
What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?Answer: Jungle bells, Jungle bells…
What do monkeys sing around Christmas time?Answer: Jungle Bells!
What do wild animals sing at Christmas time?Answer: Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What is a cat's favorite song?Answer: Three Blind Mice
What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about?Answer: All the places Donald Trump has bank accounts,
What makes songs but never sings?
What song do skeleton bikers ride to?Answer: Bone to be wild.
What song do vampires hate?Answer: You are my sunshine!
What's a robot's favourite song?Answer: Light My Wire
Why did Adele cross the road?Answer: To sing, "Hello from the other side"
Why did the girl sit on the ladder to sing?Answer: She wanted to reach the high notes!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn?Answer: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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