Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny autumn jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about autumn are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about autumn! LoL!
How do fall leaves get from place to place?Answer: With autumn-mobiles.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf the keys.
What did one leaf say to the other?Answer: See you next fall!
What did the summer say to the spring?Answer: Help I'm going to fall!
What did the tree say to autumn?Answer: Leave me alone.
What falls in autumn?Answer: Leaves
What is the cutest season of the year?Answer: Awwwtumn
What is the cutest season?Answer: Awwtumn
What time of year do people get injured the most?Answer: In the fall.
What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?Answer: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Why are maple trees so forgiving?Answer: Every Fall they "Let It Go"
Why did summer catch autumn?Answer: Because autumn had a fall.
Why do birds fly south in the fall?Answer: Because it’s too far to walk.
Why do trees try new things so often?Answer: Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.
Why does Humpty Dumpty love camping autumn?Answer: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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