Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mountain jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mountain are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mountain! LoL!
How are mountains able to see?Answer: They peak!
How did the egg get up the mountain?Answer: It scrambled up!
What did the small mountain say to the big mountain?Answer: Hi there Cliff!
What do mountains make the worst jokes?Answer: Because they always end in cliff hangers
What do mountains wear to keep warm?Answer: Snowcaps.
What do you call a funny mountain?Answer: Hill-arious.
What do you call an attractive volcano?Answer: Lava-ble!
What does a mountain say when it's sick?Answer: I'm feeling hill
What is a cow’s favorite drink?Answer: Mountain Moo!
What is the laziest mountain in the whole world?Answer: Mount Everest
What kind of music does a mountain like?Answer: Rock music
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?Answer: The bunny hill.
Why are mountains allways tired?Answer: Because they don't Everest
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?Answer: They are hill-arious.
Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains?Answer: Because they are always peaking
Why do mountains get so big?Answer: They have no natural predators.
Why don’t mountains catch colds?Answer: They wear snow caps.
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