Funny mountain jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny mountain jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about mountain are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about mountain! LoL!

Showing all 17 mountain jokes for kids

How are mountains able to see?
How did the egg get up the mountain?
What did the small mountain say to the big mountain?
What do mountains make the worst jokes?
What do mountains wear to keep warm?
What do you call a funny mountain?
What do you call an attractive volcano?

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What does a mountain say when it's sick?
What is a cow’s favorite drink?
What is the laziest mountain in the whole world?
What kind of music does a mountain like?
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski?
Why are mountains allways tired?
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation?
Why can't you play hide and seek with mountains?
Why do mountains get so big?
Why don’t mountains catch colds?

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