Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny present jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about present are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about present! LoL!
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How do you know when Santa's in the room?Answer: You can sense his presents.
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?Answer: Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What job do mummies do during the holidays?Answer: They’re gift wrappers.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?Answer: Beast Buy
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?Answer: In a cat-alogue!
Who gives dogs Christmas presents?Answer: Santa Paws
Who gives presents to baby sharks?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?Answer: Santa Jaws!
Why is Santa always so happy?Answer: He likes to live in the present!
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