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Back to OccupationName the child's favorite Christmas king?Answer: A stocking.
What did King George think of the American colonists?Answer: He thought they were revolting!
What did King Tut say when he had a nightmare?Answer: I want my mummy!
What has six legs, four ears and a suit of armor?Answer: A king on horseback!
What is a king’s favorite weather?Answer: Hail
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?Answer: They sit down!
What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books?Answer: King Author!
What was King Arthur's favourite game?Answer: Knights and crosses!
Where do kings and queens get crowned?Answer: On the head!
Which underwear does King Tut wear?Answer: Fruit of the tomb!
Why did the king go to the dentist?Answer: To get his teeth crowned.
Why was King Triton angry over Ariel's report card?Answer: Her grades were under the C
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