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Back to EntertainmentWhat did Cinderella Dolphin lose?Answer: Her glass flipper.
What did Snow White call her chicken?Answer: Egg White
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?Answer: Cold cream!
What does the town sing when the Beast and Belle break-up?Answer: Single Belle, Single Belle, single all the way!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?Answer: A Minnie van!
What's a bee's favorite Disney movie?Answer: Beauty And The Bees.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?Answer: Because she will Let it Go!
Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?Answer: Because she’s always running away from the ball!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?Answer: He wanted to visit Pluto!
Why did Mickey Mouse cross the road?Answer: He was going on a Minnie vacation!
Why did Mickey Mouse get hit with a snowball?Answer: Because Donald ducked.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to the doctor?Answer: He was having Disney spells!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?Answer: He was looking for his buddy Pluto.
Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?Answer: Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Why was King Triton angry over Ariel's report card?Answer: Her grades were under the C
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