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Back to OccupationKnock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Queen?
Queen who?
Queen your room. It’s filthy!
What do you get when the Queen of England farts?Answer: A noble gas.
What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne?Answer: They sit down!
What kind of cake does the Ice Queen like to eat on her birthday?Answer: The flavor doesn’t matter as long as it has lots of frosting.
What kind of tea you drink with the Queen?Answer: Royal tea.
Where do kings and queens get crowned?Answer: On the head!
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day?Answer: Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
Why did the queen go to the dentist?Answer: To get crowns on her teeth.
Why is England the wettest country?Answer: The queen has reigned for years!
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