Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny egyptian jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about egyptian are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about egyptian! LoL!
How do brave Egyptians write?Answer: With Hero-glyphics!
How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?Answer: Toot-and-come-in!
What card game do they play in Egypt?Answer: Gin Mummy.
What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day?Answer: Brought their mummy breakfast in bed.
What did the old Egyptian get by staring at the river?Answer: See-Nile!
What do they say at ancient Egyptian funeral homes?Answer: Satisfaction guaranteed, or double your mummy back!
What do you call an Egyptian doctor?Answer: Cairo-practor.
What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?Answer: Mas-scare-a
Which Egyptian had the healthiest teeth?Answer: King Toothankhamun
Which is the most special Sunday in Egypt?Answer: Mummy’s Day.
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?Answer: It was just trying to be like its mummy.
Why was the Egyptian kid confused?Answer: His daddy was his mummy!
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