Funny alien jokes

Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny alien jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about alien are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about alien! LoL!

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Showing all 19 alien jokes for kids

How do aliens pay for coffee?
How do astronauts serve dinner?
What did the alien say to the garden?
What did the astronaut say to the 3-headed alien?
What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?
What do aliens wear to weddings?
What do you call an alien with three eyes?

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What do you call an overweight E.T.?
What do you give an alien?
What is an aliens favorite sport?
What is an alien’s favorite website?
What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?
What's an aliens favorite candy?
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
Where should a 500 pound alien go?
Which tennis player is really a space alien?
Why can’t aliens play golf in space?
Why did the alien want to leave the party?
Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?

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