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Back to NatureHow do aliens pay for coffee?Answer: With starbucks
How do astronauts serve dinner?Answer: On flying saucers.
What did the alien say to the garden?Answer: Take me to your weeder!
What did the astronaut say to the 3-headed alien?Answer: Hello. Hello. Hello.
What do aliens say when they land at the North Pole?Answer: Take me to your heater.
What do aliens wear to weddings?Answer: Space suits!
What do you call an alien with three eyes?Answer: An aliiien!
What do you call an overweight E.T.?Answer: Extra Cholesterol!
What do you give an alien?Answer: Some space!
What is an aliens favorite sport?Answer: SpaceBall
What is an alien’s favorite website?Answer: Space-book!
What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day?Answer: Starbucks
What's an aliens favorite candy?Answer: Martian-mellows
What’s a aliens favorite computer key?Answer: The space bar!
Where should a 500 pound alien go?Answer: On a diet
Which tennis player is really a space alien?Answer: Venus Williams
Why can’t aliens play golf in space?Answer: Too many black holes.
Why did the alien want to leave the party?Answer: The atmosphere wasn't right.
Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?Answer: To clean up the cosmic dust.
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