Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny tarzan jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about tarzan are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about tarzan! LoL!
Back to EntertainmentKnock, knock!
Who's there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?Answer: Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?Answer: Jungle bells, jungle bells
Why did Tarzan and Jane break up?Answer: He was too much of a swinger!
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?Answer: He was perfecting his swing!
Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?Answer: He screamed with every swing.
Why didn’t Tarzan answer Jane’s call?Answer: His vine was busy!
Why didn’t Tarzan like to play poker in the jungle?Answer: There were too many cheetahs!
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