Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny elf jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about elf are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about elf! LoL!
What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?Answer: Nothing, reindeer can't talk.
What do elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet.
What do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Shortbread
What do Santa’s elves learn in school?Answer: The elf-abet
What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?Answer: Elf-abet soup.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of music?Answer: Wrap music!
What is an elf’s favorite sport?Answer: North-pole vaulting.
What is green, white, and red all over?Answer: A sun burnt elf.
What kind of bread do elves make sandwiches with?Answer: Why, shortbread of course!
What kind of car does an elf drive?Answer: TOY-ota
What kind of money do elves use?Answer: Jingle bills!
What kind of photos do elves take?Answer: Elfies
Which elf was the best singer?Answer: ELFis Presley.
Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band?Answer: Because he had the drum sticks!
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