Funny math jokes

How do mathematicians eat ice cream?

Answer: In a CONE.

How does a cow do math?

Answer: With a cow-culator!

How many grams of protein are in an sweet potato pi?

Answer: 3.14159265…

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Answer: You’re pointless!

What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?

Answer: A mathemachicken!

What does a mermaid wear to math class?

Answer: An algae-bra, naturally.

What does a mermaid wear to maths class?

Answer: An alge-bra.

What is a fish’s favorite subject?

Answer: Algaebra

What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Answer: Pi

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?

Answer: Summer!

What is Owl’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Owlgebra.

What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin Pi.

What kind of underthings to math teachers wear?

Answer: Algebras

What was the tree’s favorite school subject?

Answer: Treegonometree

What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?

Answer: Sum-mer

What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

Answer: Figure skating.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Answer: Times Square

Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?

Answer: Times Square

Which species of snake loves math?

Answer: A Pi-thon!

Why are math textbooks always stressed?

Answer: They deal with so many problems.

Why did the math problem look so sad?

Answer: Because of all its problems.

Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Answer: Because seven ate nine.

Why was the math book crying?

Answer: It had lots of problems!

Why was the mathematics book sad?

Answer: It had too many problems!