Here you will find great collection of funny, silly and corny lego jokes for kids of all ages, teens and adults who do not want to grow up. This funny collection of friendly and good jokes, riddles and puns about lego are clean and safe for children of all ages. Kids will laugh out loud when they hear these jokes about lego! LoL!
Back to MiscellaneousCan a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of LEGO bricks?Answer: Of course! A tower of LEGO bricks can’t jump!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana play with LEGO bricks all day long!
What did my doctor say to do after I stepped on a LEGO?Answer: Just block out the pain…
What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?Answer: A boa constructor!
What has four wheels and eats LEGO bricks?Answer: The vacuum cleaner!
What's the most common operation in a LEGO hospital?Answer: Plastic surgery
Where do LEGO people go on holiday?Answer: The Czech RepuBRICK!
Why is the Legos’ bathroom dirty?Answer: Because they ran out of toy-let paper.
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