Why do frogs have such an easy life?Answer: Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?Answer: It helps them sea better!
Why do the French like to eat snails?Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Why don’t dinosaurs eat clowns?Answer: Because they taste funny.
Why don’t scarecrows eat?Answer: Their already stuffed.
Why is Pooh so sweet?Answer: He eats lots of honey!
Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?Answer: Because he eats a lot of honey!
Why was there a bug in the computer?Answer: Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Why won't sharks eat clowns?Answer: They taste funny!
Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?Answer: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.
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