What weighs more, a pound of leaves or a pound of logs?
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?Answer: A bone-zai tree.
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?Answer: Timber
What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?Answer: Eleafant
What’s the difference between weather and climate?Answer: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?Answer: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Where do birch trees keep their valuables?Answer: In a river bank.
Where do saplings go to learn?Answer: Elementree school.
Where do squirrels go during the summer?Answer: Beech trees.
Where do you find forests without trees?
Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?Answer: Montreeal
Which month do trees like the least?Answer: Sep-timber.
Which tree do cowboys love most?Answer: The horse chestnut tree.
Who is a pine tree’s favorite singer?Answer: Spruce Springsteen.
Why are dogwood trees such wonderful pets?Answer: They have a great bark, but wooden bite.
Why are maple trees so forgiving?Answer: Every Fall they "Let It Go"
Why can't the Christmas tree stand up?Answer: It doesn't have legs.
Why can’t Christmas trees sew?Answer: They always drop their needles.
Why can’t you see a Wolf hiding in a tree?Answer: Because he’s really good at it.
Why did Pooh cross the road?Answer: To get to the honey tree.
Why did the scarecrow climb up the tree?Answer: A cow wanted to eat him.
Why did the skeleton climb a tree?Answer: Because a dog was after his bones!
Why did the tree go to the dentist?Answer: To get a root canal.
Why did the tree need to take a nap?Answer: For rest.
Why do trees hate tests?Answer: Because they get stumped by the questions.
Why do trees try new things so often?Answer: Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.
Why don’t you ever see hippos hiding in trees?Answer: Because they are really good at it.
Why was the Meowth scared of the tree?Answer: Because of its bark!
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